I wish I could've seen Joanne's reaction

My sister Joanne isn't fond of bugs.

If I make a high whine sound, imitating a mosquito, then slowly move my pointing finger toward her cheek, I can expect to get a strong backhand from her.

So I wondered how she would've reacted had she experienced what I experienced this morning. I was looking at something on the front porch when out of nowhere a crane fly (mosquito hawk) landed on my face, with legs spanning my right eye. Hello!